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Old 09-17-2006, 09:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.

A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges

A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.

The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.

A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.

Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.

Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.[/b]
Another case of stupidity. And microwaving the urine would surely ruin it for testing. The guy should have just kept it in his underwear and let body heat take care of it.

Or stop taking drugs.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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warm this penis up for me. I normally leave them in for 20 seconds.
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Ruthie Ann warms it up for me.
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Does she put it in her microwave?
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VERSATALIS @ Sep 17 2006, 10:28 PM) [snapback]24078[/snapback]</div>
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Does she put it in her microwave?
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Is that what it's called?

But yeah, she warms up real fast.
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Fast and easy.
So true, so true....I actually have those words tattooed on my rear...........wanna see?
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DyessFan74 @ Sep 18 2006, 10:07 PM) [snapback]24221[/snapback]</div>
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Fast and easy.
So true, so true....I actually have those words tattooed on my rear...........wanna see?
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No thanks.
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Old 09-20-2006, 09:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Fast and easy.
So true, so true....I actually have those words tattooed on my rear...........wanna see?
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I don't even have to see it. I just want to feel it.
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I don't even have to see it. I just want to feel it.
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The fake penis.............or my rear?
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The fake penis.............or my rear?
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I have an answer for that, but it would only be appropriate for "After Hours."
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My fake penis in your rear.
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