The Official Chuck Norris Thread

P.R.M.S. · 08-02-2006, 08:28 PM

This was started in T-mac's thread, but I believe Chuck needs a thread that is for him and him alone.

This thread is for everything that is Chuck Norris. Post facts, pictures, movie clips, sound wavs, whatever. As long as it has to do with Chuck Norris and his awesomeness.

Just look at that manliness.
Phew.

Ed the Ceo · 08-02-2006, 09:18 PM

Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

The White T-mac · 08-02-2006, 11:16 PM

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, he goes killing
Every year, Chuck Norris picks 1 lucky kid to get thrown into the sun
Every night, the boogy-man checks his closet from Chuck Norris
When God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
Chuck Norris has a night light, but it is because the dark is afraid of him
Some kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did
Nobody doesnt like Sarah Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he actually pushes the Earth down

Yugioffmahproperty · 08-02-2006, 11:55 PM

I admire Chuck Norris more and more each post.

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08-02-2006, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ed the Ceo Sophomore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 741	Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

08-02-2006, 11:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
The White T-mac Star Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rockwood, Michigan Posts: 1,175	Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits Chuck Norris does not go hunting, he goes killing Every year, Chuck Norris picks 1 lucky kid to get thrown into the sun Every night, the boogy-man checks his closet from Chuck Norris When God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please" Chuck Norris has a night light, but it is because the dark is afraid of him Some kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did Nobody doesnt like Sarah Lee. Except Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice Chuck Norris can divide by zero Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he actually pushes the Earth down